Mike's Official Bid-for-the-Prize Progress Bar*

Mike's Official Bid-for-the-Prize Progress Bar*
100% = Better chance to win than the Pope, 0% = Worse chance than Qaddafi (*Based on a scientific algorithym)

Friday, October 9, 2009

Inaugural Nobel Prize Bid Post

No more war

No more guns

No more eating meat

More fuzzy bunnies

No more knives

No more knives because people could get hurt by them

No more scissors because you might trip and poke your eye out

More white doves carrying olive branches

No more drilling for oil

No more using natural resources

No more rich people or poor people

More distribution of resources to everybody, even those who don't contribute to society

No more different languages

No more different cultures

No more different thoughts or ideas

More communal thinking and living so that no one has any arguments or feels left out

More standardized cirriculum so that no one is smarter than anyone else

No more books so no one can learn more than someone else

No more internet because people could be offended by content

More peace and love for Chinese people

More peace and love for Vietnamese people

More peace and love for Guatemalan people

More peace and love for Mongolian people

More peace and love for Icelandic people

MORE PEACE AND LOVE FOR EVERY PEOPLE!!!